Just Hanging On

Full of flatulence

Americans may need to stock their freezers with beef just in case one of the Democratic candidates should be elected president, God forbid.

Most of those announced candidates want to rid the world of cows and other ruminants because they expel gas into the atmosphere.

The polite name for it is flatulence, but in today’s coarse society, many are describing it as farting. I never thought I would be using that term in this column, but times change.


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